me: *makes one small mistake*
my brain: (SLAMMING HANDS ON TABLE AND CHANTING) DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEATH DEAT
(Source: jockgothbitch)
Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
Was taking a video of the clouds moving through my sunroof and a plane happens to fly right in. What are the odds?
